When you sweep the house after the children swear they swept already.
With a stoplight, of course.
When you refuse to winterize your house and demand that no one touches anything that you may have a claim to because you are too busy chasing some casino whore and thinking you can recoup your losses from bits and pieces of the house when you finally get the family out and on their impoverished […]
We finally found the snow shovel lost in the heaviest snowstorm in February. The children were playing with it when the snow was around 12 inches. They used the shovel to make piles of snow for snowballs. The walkways and driveway was cleared so at the time I wasn’t thinking about the loss. However, it […]