(Prediction) World Series 2017: Why There Will Be a Benches-Clearing Brawl

Misreading geographical-cultural cues will lead to a benches-clearing brawl. Astros, Carlos Correa, Alex Bregman, Jose Altuve, and Yuli Gurriel will misread Andre Ethier’s wonderment as excessive, inexcusable, offensive, and unprovoked mean mugging. Andre Ethier will actually have been pondering if he could have made it up to Starbucks before the next inning. Advertisements