Trust me when I say that I don’t care if you believe me or not. Probably you don’t. Although I don’t care that you will not believe me, I still feel the need to convince you. Note also, that I hate you for making me convince you of what I know to be true. If […]
The rain rain rain came down down down In rushing rising riv’lets Till the river crept out of its bed And crept right into Piglet’s For Piglet he was frightened with quite a rightful fright And so in desperation a message he did write He placed it in a bottle and it floated out of […]
Misreading geographical-cultural cues will lead to a benches-clearing brawl. Astros, Carlos Correa, Alex Bregman, Jose Altuve, and Yuli Gurriel will misread Andre Ethier’s wonderment as excessive, inexcusable, offensive, and unprovoked mean mugging. Andre Ethier will actually have been pondering if he could have made it up to Starbucks before the next inning.
The first reason for a brawl will be due to the hostility between the Los Angeles Dodgers 3rd baseman Justin Turner, and The two Houston Astros’s Evan Gattis and Brian McCann. Turner is bitter that he was unable to convince Gattis and McCann to let him become a Slag Brother. Rock and Gavel sternly […]