(Prediction) World Series 2017: Why There Will Be a Benches-Clearing Brawl

Misreading geographical-cultural cues will lead to a benches-clearing brawl. Astros, Carlos Correa, Alex Bregman, Jose Altuve, and Yuli Gurriel will misread Andre Ethier’s wonderment as excessive, inexcusable, offensive, and unprovoked mean mugging. Andre Ethier will actually have been pondering if he could have made it up to Starbucks before the next inning.

(Prediction) World Series 2017: Why There Will Be a Benches-Clearing Brawl

The first reason for a brawl  will be due to the hostility between the Los Angeles Dodgers 3rd baseman Justin Turner, and The two Houston Astros’s Evan Gattis and Brian McCann. Turner is bitter that he was unable to convince Gattis and McCann to let him become a Slag Brother.   Rock and Gavel sternly […]